Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Things I never would have guessed I would say

"Why isn't that dog wearing boots like he usually does; what was he thinking?!" 

"ants cannot climb onto plates..."

"Thomas, he knows about your balls! "

"dammit, now there are two cans of beets in my house."

"So, I was thinking that you could drive the newer car."

"Maybe I should forward this on to my attorney"

"If we are going to get sued, screw it, let's get sued by as many people as possible"

"I really don't watch TV..."

"What do you mean you were crawling through the halls of your school?"

"hey, turn up that Eminem song Duncan"